Raven diary #23: Ad for a marking party

Dear diary,

Raven here.

Folks. As the human school year ends, my companions have been around the house way too much. Even with the handsome children off in school, it’s all grown-ups working to feed and care for me. So I decided to host a cat marking extravaganza this summer. Try to mark as many humans and/or cat stuff as paw-sible by August 17 (bonus if you pee). Not to brag, but I already have one human down. Feline studies show that marking can actually improve cat’s purrrrrrr-sonality. And the best part is, you don’t even need to be anywhere. Just your own home, marking your very own humans or really whatever and whoever you choose. Mark my words.

Just look at this:

So come on down to Raven’s Marking-paloosa. Sign up today at markmywords.com/weatherkitty. Thats markmywords.com/weatherkitty. Terms and conditions apply.