Dear diary
Raven here
This story is a most dreadful one, so I highly recommend that all you fateful cats and kittens of the world, put it down and do something much more satisfying.
Ahhhhhhhhhh. Finally folks. After 8 horrible hours locked downstairs and occasionally escaping to go unsuccessfully up and down the house on Lollipop Patrol, some peace by the toes of a handsome boy, the warmest spot in my house. I guess the humans don’t like it when I pounce on them. Oh, how I wish I could. I just want to play.
Wait… Ears and tail pricked up, I run to the windowsill, both pure dread and pure excitement running through my cat blood at once.
It’s him. My BFF (best frenemy forever), My neighbor cat, tiger orange with white paws. Yes. Unmistakably,…LOLLIPOP!!!!!! My unicorn collar jingling, I run as fast as I can out of the handsome boy’s bedroom and living room, and out to the backyard to face my frenemy. We crouch down like hunters, and the battle is on.
MROWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR PURRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PS: Fighting with Lolli brings me pure joy, and I can’t wait to get her again.
PSS: If you ever happen to see Lollipop out in my neighborhood, tell him that this is not the end of our battles and that there will be many, many, many more.
Love it! —Wait… Ears and tail pricked up, I run to the windowsill, both pure dread and pure excitement running through my cat blood at once.
Vivid! Love it, Lucas.
Laughing out loud! This is awesome 🤩.
Laurie
I love how Raven and Lollipop are the “best frenemies forever”! My cat and dog had a relationship very similar to them and I believe they would get excited to fight just like them LOL I loved reading this 😀
Oh cool! I copy and pasted the You Tube link and saw the video of Raven and Lollipop in action. Haha! Do you think Lollipop holds a grudge because he thinks his name is too beneath him?
I think it’s very funny. I think Raven and Lollipop will soon come to a truce. Ella 12 years old