Month: September 2021

Dear diary Raven here   I am DONE with Lollipop and am too shy to tell you cats and kittens about my humans yet. The humans, especially the handsome boy, have set up something called a (human word) “blog”, and called it “Handsome Boy Writes.” A very appropriate name if I do say so myself.… Continue reading Raven fan mail #1 Harold

Dear diary, Raven here.   I was so exhausted after writing Augie’s speech that I had to stop and rest.   So where were we… Oh yes. We all meowed and clapped as my lawyer finished his speech.   “A very compelling declaration for this truce, oh yes,” Watson said when we were all done… Continue reading Raven diary #10: The trial pt. 2

Dear diary, Raven here. Finally, I’ve had a nice nap in the pink bed and am now ready to tell the truly tumultuous and tortuous trial tale. So… we pile into the back of the CatMobile and zoom off. As we drive, we file our complaints, in which we will give to our lawyers for… Continue reading Raven diary #9: The Trial pt. 1

Dear diary. Raven here. I am so exhausted from the trial folks. I’m just waking up to write this. I don’t have the energy to tell you cats and kittens about it. I’ll tell you later. I need a nap so that I have enough energy to explain later. Ahhhhhh. This pink bed really hits… Continue reading Raven diary #8: Catnap

Dear diary. Raven here. Cats and kittens. You won’t belive this, but I’ve called a truce with Lollipop. It all started three weeks ago. Cue the flashback please. I was just hanging around the house with my humans when I heard a low, guttural, PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Cats have very sensitive hearing, so they can perceive the… Continue reading Raven diary #7: The Truce