Category: Cat Diaries

Dear diary, Raven here. Ahhhhhhhh. So peaceful. The handsome children and one adult human are gone, and I have nothing on my schedule. I’ll just sit back and… Wait? There’s a scratching and banging noise right in front of me. I whip around to find Lollipop slinking into the kitchen. How is this pawsible!? “How… Continue reading Raven diary #28: Cat communication

Dear diary, Raven here. Catapaloosa this month is going to be a huge success. All my humans are off in the cabins with more humans (and dogs, thank you very much). We’ll party until the humans come home and have roasted rats and fried mice. “Welcome everyone. Come on in,” I say as all of… Continue reading Raven diary #27: Dog or Catapaloosa?

Dear diary, Raven here. Summer Catapaloosa has been a HUGE success folks. Millions of all you cats and kittens came and for five days and nights, we partied our boodies off playing games like Pin the Ears on the Kitty Cat and Cat Cat Dog. However, if it hadn’t been for the human trying to… Continue reading Raven diary #26: Another Catapaloosa

Dear diary, Raven here. So sorry fans. I had to kill this unassuming rat in the backyard. When there’s an opportunity for a snack, I just can’t resist. Anyway, where were we. Oh yes. Honeytoast and I have just finished setting up the backyard and are now planning to advertise this party. “It’s gotta be… Continue reading Raven diary #25: The advertisement

Dear diary, Raven here. Folks. As my humans prepare for their trip to Canada, I need to prepare for our summer Catapaloosa. It’s gonna be the greatest, craziest Catapaloosa in hissssstory. Cats from all over the world can come and party with me while our humans are away. I’ve even took a tac off one… Continue reading Raven diary #24: Preparation for summer Catapaloosa