Category: Cat Diaries

Dear diary, Raven here. “CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU’VE CHASED OFF AND EATEN ALL THE BUNNIES AND PLAYED WITH ALL MY HUMAN’S TOYS, AND THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND RUINING THE HOUSE AND BACKYARD.” To catch all you cats and kittens up, it’s becoming harsh. After… Continue reading Raven diary #6: A CATAPALOOSA EVEN WORSE

Dear diary. Raven here. This diary is top secret to any humans, especially the ones who have read my last five miserable tales, and especially my own owners. Folks, I need to act natural for just a couple more minutes while my humans pack for their trip. I’m working on my signal and it should… Continue reading Raven diary #5: TOP SECRET RAVEN DIARY

Dear diary. Raven here. The past three volumes have been dreadful, but this is a tale that is so miserable, so dreadful that it is bound to be banned from the Caten Hill library. When I finish writing this woeful story, these pages will be tear stained with grief. Folks. Human guests are here and… Continue reading Raven diary #4: Jedi

Dear diary Raven here If you cats and kittens of the world have read the previous dreadful volume, you definitely do NOT want to read this second miserable tale, as this miserable and dreadful tale is even more miserable and dreadful. Ahhhhhh, some peace under a backyard chair. The handsome boy is gone, doing what… Continue reading Raven diary #3: The Next Battle

Dear diary This is Lollipop writing My neighbor Raven has no idea that I have set traps in the human’s backyard. My traps come with the irresistible smell of mouse guts to lure her in. Let’s wait a couple minutes and see if she turns up. There she is. Raven Hanson. My frenemy. I think… Continue reading Lollipop diary