Author: Lucas Hanson

Dear diary. Raven here. I am so exhausted from the trial folks. I’m just waking up to write this. I don’t have the energy to tell you cats and kittens about it. I’ll tell you later. I need a nap so that I have enough energy to explain later. Ahhhhhh. This pink bed really hits… Continue reading Raven diary #8: Catnap

Dear diary. Raven here. Cats and kittens. You won’t belive this, but I’ve called a truce with Lollipop. It all started three weeks ago. Cue the flashback please. I was just hanging around the house with my humans when I heard a low, guttural, PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Cats have very sensitive hearing, so they can perceive the… Continue reading Raven diary #7: The Truce

Dear diary, Raven here. “CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU’VE CHASED OFF AND EATEN ALL THE BUNNIES AND PLAYED WITH ALL MY HUMAN’S TOYS, AND THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND RUINING THE HOUSE AND BACKYARD.” To catch all you cats and kittens up, it’s becoming harsh. After… Continue reading Raven diary #6: A CATAPALOOSA EVEN WORSE

Dear diary. Raven here. This diary is top secret to any humans, especially the ones who have read my last five miserable tales, and especially my own owners. Folks, I need to act natural for just a couple more minutes while my humans pack for their trip. I’m working on my signal and it should… Continue reading Raven diary #5: TOP SECRET RAVEN DIARY

Dear diary. Raven here. The past three volumes have been dreadful, but this is a tale that is so miserable, so dreadful that it is bound to be banned from the Caten Hill library. When I finish writing this woeful story, these pages will be tear stained with grief. Folks. Human guests are here and… Continue reading Raven diary #4: Jedi