Author: Lucas Hanson

Dear diary, Raven here. Folks… GASP MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry. It’s just… I can’t explain. A DOG… I mean… someone… Most likely a dog… has broken into Handsome Boy Writes! A “troll” in human speak. “sabotage” maybe? Whatever you call it! It’s not just any dog. I think it’s Blakely! One of the dogs who rudely bombed… Continue reading Raven diary #13: Letter to a hacker

Dear diary, Raven here.   Folks. Harold has writen one of his most powerful and embodying letters and I must.. WAIT… WATSON! Be back soon folks! Sorry to keep you waiting Harold! I am soooooo sorry to keep you waiting Harold, but something happened that will CHANGE CAT HISSSSTORY FOR INFINITY!!!!! So… I was about… Continue reading Raven diary #12: Letter to my long-distance pal

Dear diary, Raven here.   Now that the human children are gone in something called “school”, there are various upsides and downsides. They used to be online, and I would run past and all the humans in boxed squares would admire me. I still remember the reactions as I whizzed behind the handsome boy. “Look… Continue reading Raven diary #11 Humans off in school

Dear diary Raven here   I am DONE with Lollipop and am too shy to tell you cats and kittens about my humans yet. The humans, especially the handsome boy, have set up something called a (human word) “blog”, and called it “Handsome Boy Writes.” A very appropriate name if I do say so myself.… Continue reading Raven fan mail #1 Harold

Dear diary, Raven here.   I was so exhausted after writing Augie’s speech that I had to stop and rest.   So where were we… Oh yes. We all meowed and clapped as my lawyer finished his speech.   “A very compelling declaration for this truce, oh yes,” Watson said when we were all done… Continue reading Raven diary #10: The trial pt. 2