Dear diary, Raven here. Ahhhhhhhh. So peaceful. The handsome children and one adult human are gone, and I have nothing on my schedule. I’ll just sit back and… Wait? There’s a scratching and banging noise right in front of me. I whip around to find Lollipop slinking into the kitchen. How is this pawsible!? “How… Continue reading Raven diary #28: Cat communication
Author: Lucas Hanson
My house and I
Oh, dear house, I simply cannot bring words to how much you have nourished us during this pandemic. You have always held us in your oh so loving grasp for 8-ish years. So long have you been with us through the years house. Fond memories of lying on thy fluffy floor, right next to thy… Continue reading My house and I
Extra Extra!
Hi fans and subscribers, This is another piece where I used a prompt by the podcast Story Pirates. So please enjoy the latest front page news of the Handsome Times. Extra Extra! Read all about it! HANDSOME 13-YEAR-OLD ABOUT TO RETURN TO SCHOOL AFTER AN AWESOME SUMMER. Next Wednesday, Lucas Hanson will return to school… Continue reading Extra Extra!
The Adventures of the Newton’s Balls
Hi everyone, This story was inspired by a prompt from a podcast called Story Pirates. One fine day, a small set of Newton’s Balls sat on a wooden table as a handsome man pulled them around, watching them click back and forth. “Man,” the middle ball, Alice said glumly, hanging his glass head. “Don’t you… Continue reading The Adventures of the Newton’s Balls
Raven diary #27: Dog or Catapaloosa?
Dear diary, Raven here. Catapaloosa this month is going to be a huge success. All my humans are off in the cabins with more humans (and dogs, thank you very much). We’ll party until the humans come home and have roasted rats and fried mice. “Welcome everyone. Come on in,” I say as all of… Continue reading Raven diary #27: Dog or Catapaloosa?