Dear diary.
Raven here.
I am so exhausted from the trial folks. I’m just waking up to write this. I don’t have the energy to tell you cats and kittens about it. I’ll tell you later. I need a nap so that I have enough energy to explain later.
Ahhhhhh. This pink bed really hits the spot. Let’s turn on some relaxing Cat Weekly meditations. I put up my sign: HUMANS OUT, put in my cat earphones (just the right size for cat ears), turn on some relaxing music and zone out.
HI Readers,
Well I’ve been watching for a while and see that Raven isn’t always truthful, like whining about being exhausted and having to nap when I see her sitting on the railing in the front yard. There she sits smirking and watching her neighbors. I have also enjoyed both her food dish and littler box, both quite nice. And I don’t see why she is complaining about humans. They are so good to her. She is an ungrateful spoiled brat who just likes to stir up trouble. Her intuition is telling her that there may be a spy around, but will never suspect whom that spy might be.
The Spy