Ida’s Catsmas Raven diary

Dear fans,

I would like to share with you an unofficial Raven diary written by my sister, Ida. It’s about Catsmas, so I should’ve posted it yesterday, but oh well. Here’s Ida’s Catsmas Raven diary.

Dear diary! RAVEN HERE!😺.

HAPPY CAT-MIS!!! And and all those other Holidays like Catukkah, yay, no one calls it that. Not all words sound good with a cat at the beginning. I think cats call it Chanukkah like humans. But as you should known I celebrate Cat-Mis! And I soooooooooooooooo want a stocking full of COAL! Okay their is all so Catsnza. 

Back to getting a stocking full of coal. I fond this video on CatTube called So U Want A Stocking Full Of Coal. You’re At The Right Place. Then I watched every episode a show I’d herd about called The Good Place, staring Ted Danza. Okay. Then I watched So U Want A Stocking Full Of Coal. By world famous CatTuber and catmedian Katie Catie. She has two shows. So U Want To Be Katie Catie. And Katie Catie A Caty Cat. But then I realized I couldn’t show you a video. 

So l Catoogle it and I found a review about article called: How To Get A Stocking Full Of Coal, A List, by the Katie Catie times. So l got the  Katie Catie times app. I did not want to get the paper out side on rainy days. This is what it looked like.

                     Katie Catie times 

                     How to get 

       a stocking full of coal.        

                     A list

                By the Katie Catie fan club 

    For all cats who want a stocking full of coal.

So we’v herd you want a stocking full of coal, you’re in the right place. At last the answer is… BE GOOD! That means,

1. NO SCRATCHING
2. NO EATING PLANTS, AND THROWING THEM UP 
3. BE NICE TO OTHER PETS INCLUDING CATS 
4. POOP IN THE LITER BOX
5. NO COMPLAINING 
6. EAT YOUR FOOD
7. NO BEGGING
8. IF THERE’S A PROBLEM FIX IT
9. DO WHAT OWNES SAY
10. NO STEALING
11. BE NICE TO HUMANS 
12. NO WAKING UP HUMANS FOR NO REASON!

So I dictate to write a list of Things to, to be on the nice list, inspired by the list I found.

• Buying some bananas for the humans 
• Buying not steeling catnip seeds to plant so I don’t eat grass
• Give Sunny some of my treats 
• Clean the whole house
• Not wanting more than I have 
• Show the humans I can eat my food 
• Not eating treats I don’t deserve
• Help Honey toast and Sunny solve there everlasting fight
• Go in the dreaded cat backpack 
• Give back EVERYTHING I stole from Sunny, BACK TO SUNNY
• Let the humans pet me, and I not scratch them 
• Let the humans fall asleep without annoying them 

So this is what cats do. We sit by the fire place with, a present, some milk and a snack for Santa Paws. When  Santa Paws comes we give him everything then (if we’re good) we get are presidents and a stocking full of coal and a stocking full of presidents. “Raven it looks  like you were good this year” Santa Paws says. “You want a friend like you.” He gives me a box bigger than me. It’s a how to make a friend kit. “Thank you so much Santa Paws” I scream. I run down starts and put the kit in my secret stash. Have a Merry Christmas to all,

Sincerely Raven.