Dear diary,
Raven here.
Folks. As my humans prepare for their trip to Canada, I need to prepare for our summer Catapaloosa. It’s gonna be the greatest, craziest Catapaloosa in hissssstory. Cats from all over the world can come and party with me while our humans are away. I’ve even took a tac off one of the posters in the house so we can play Pin the Ears on the Kitty Cat. Because of this, I have re-scheduled the marking party due date to June 17, so get those entries in STAT.
Anyway. I go outside to prepare for the party when a beautiful gray cat comes down the ramp to my front porch. I recognize him instantly. We’ve worked with SJFFFF a lot but haven’t really met face to face, considering he is my next-door neighbor.
“Hey Honeytoast,” I meow calmly. “How goes it.”
“Hey Raven,” Honeytoast purrs. “Whatcha doing’?”
“Preparing for our summer Catapaloosa,” I explain. “Wanna help?”
“Of course,” Honeytoast yowls with excitement. “We have… what… a week and a half left until the big rager? Always here to lend a helping paw.”
We get to work. I put up the huge streamers that say SUMMER CATAPALOOSA as Honeytoast puts together a playlist and puts up the arts, crafts, and games. Pretty soon, we’ve transformed the backyard into a Catapaloosa paradise.