Lollipop diary

Dear diary

This is Lollipop writing

My neighbor Raven has no idea that I have set traps in the human’s backyard. My traps come with the irresistible smell of mouse guts to lure her in. Let’s wait a couple minutes and see if she turns up.

There she is. Raven Hanson. My frenemy. I think she smells it. She’s coming my way. I’d better get into position.

MROWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSSSSS PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOWWWWWWWWWWWCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I lie there unconscious for a few seconds. She’s got me! Strangled me to the ground! Then I paw myself back up and walk triumphantly around in circles telling her, WE’LL SEE WHO’S BOSS AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE’LL SEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I walk back to my human’s house with only one thought racing through my cat brain. I WILL get Raven and become the cat boss of Mount Baker, even if it takes all nine lives to do it.