Category: Cat Diaries

Dear diary. Raven here. The past three volumes have been dreadful, but this is a tale that is so miserable, so dreadful that it is bound to be banned from the Caten Hill library. When I finish writing this woeful story, these pages will be tear stained with grief. Folks. Human guests are here and… Continue reading Raven diary #4: Jedi

Dear diary Raven here If you cats and kittens of the world have read the previous dreadful volume, you definitely do NOT want to read this second miserable tale, as this miserable and dreadful tale is even more miserable and dreadful. Ahhhhhh, some peace under a backyard chair. The handsome boy is gone, doing what… Continue reading Raven diary #3: The Next Battle

Dear diary This is Lollipop writing My neighbor Raven has no idea that I have set traps in the human’s backyard. My traps come with the irresistible smell of mouse guts to lure her in. Let’s wait a couple minutes and see if she turns up. There she is. Raven Hanson. My frenemy. I think… Continue reading Lollipop diary

Dear diary Raven here This story is a most dreadful one, so I highly recommend that all you fateful cats and kittens of the world, put it down and do something much more satisfying. Ahhhhhhhhhh. Finally folks. After 8 horrible hours locked downstairs and occasionally escaping to go unsuccessfully up and down the house on… Continue reading Raven diary #2: The First Fight

Dear diary Raven here My name is Raven Hanson, and I am a noble and generous cat, living in a house owned by the handsomest kid in the universe. But this first tale in my miserable diary series, is anything but noble and generous on a cat or kitten’s heart. So, all you cats and… Continue reading Raven diary #1: Introduction