Category: Cat Diaries

Dear diary, Raven here. Finally, I’ve had a nice nap in the pink bed and am now ready to tell the truly tumultuous and tortuous trial tale. So… we pile into the back of the CatMobile and zoom off. As we drive, we file our complaints, in which we will give to our lawyers for… Continue reading Raven diary #9: The Trial pt. 1

Dear diary. Raven here. I am so exhausted from the trial folks. I’m just waking up to write this. I don’t have the energy to tell you cats and kittens about it. I’ll tell you later. I need a nap so that I have enough energy to explain later. Ahhhhhh. This pink bed really hits… Continue reading Raven diary #8: Catnap

Dear diary. Raven here. Cats and kittens. You won’t belive this, but I’ve called a truce with Lollipop. It all started three weeks ago. Cue the flashback please. I was just hanging around the house with my humans when I heard a low, guttural, PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Cats have very sensitive hearing, so they can perceive the… Continue reading Raven diary #7: The Truce

Dear diary, Raven here. “CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU’VE CHASED OFF AND EATEN ALL THE BUNNIES AND PLAYED WITH ALL MY HUMAN’S TOYS, AND THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND RUINING THE HOUSE AND BACKYARD.” To catch all you cats and kittens up, it’s becoming harsh. After… Continue reading Raven diary #6: A CATAPALOOSA EVEN WORSE

Dear diary. Raven here. This diary is top secret to any humans, especially the ones who have read my last five miserable tales, and especially my own owners. Folks, I need to act natural for just a couple more minutes while my humans pack for their trip. I’m working on my signal and it should… Continue reading Raven diary #5: TOP SECRET RAVEN DIARY